We've split our honeymoon between a bigger, cheaper resort and.... well... this amazing little place where we are now. Los Altos de Eros. A five room luxury resort overlooking the rainforest.

Wonderful food. Wonderful staff. A little more erotic art than is probably necessary. And for now... we're the only guests.

It feels like some eccentric billionaire is letting us stay in their home while they're away. Or a very pleasant tropical version of 'The Shining.'