Had lunch with Hansen.

Hansen: My wife's out of town. Her grandmother's funeral.
Me: Oh. Sorry to hear that.
Hansen: I'm in the middle of this court case so I couldn't go. But my wife gets out there, they open the envelope with all her arrangements... and she'd wanted me to do a reading and be a pallbearer. [sighs] I had no idea. It's too late now, but that... you don't mess with that.
Me: She must have liked you.
Hansen: I liked her. My wife is speaking at the funeral. She was thinking about quoting me, that I used to say she made a douchebag feel like a king. But she doesn't want to say douchebag at a funeral. I said, say it, you can say it. I think she's going to skip that part entirely.