Sarah's begun watching the first season of the X-Files on her laptop.

Sarah: When did you watch it?
Me: College. Freshman year I started watching it, I think.
Sarah: How old were you?
Me: I don't know. 17, 18.
Sarah: So... half your life ago.
Me: What?
Sarah: It was about the halfway point between the beginning of your life and now.
Me: Um... yeah. Yeah. Huh. I guess so.
Sarah: I meant it as a good thing.
Me: Really? Oh man. Yikes. Wow. Okay. Huh. I'm not feeling so good.