Among our many wedding souvenirs are these rubber mallets that I bought at a Home Depot because the gong we borrowed didn't come with anything to hit it with.

Jeanine's Musician Boyfriend: I usually just punch it.

Someone along the way someone prettied them up with mallets.

I remember walking out of the Home Depot thinking, "I could probably return these after the wedding. One of them at least. Get $15 back."

Now that seems crazy. Those are our wedding rubber mallets!