The tables all had to have names. Or numbers, I suppose, but we went with names.

Here are the 20 names we used:

The best table
The champion table
The choicest table
The finest table
The foremost table
The greatest table
The optimum table
The perfect table
The supreme table
The top table
The unequalled table
The unparalleled table
The unsurpassed table
The primo table
The number one table
The incomparable table
The bestest table
The goodest table
The paramount table
and... The worst table