Tuesday, September 7, 2010


Wedding meeting to go over the ceremony.

We're having two officiants. My friend, Meador, and Sarah's friend, Stacey. They both signed up online with the Universal Life Church to be "ministers." Basically, what everyone does when they want a friend to marry them.

Me: Which one of you was saying that the front page of the website says that you can't marry pets?
Stacey: It says it a number of times. They're very adamant about it.
Meador: Really?
Stacey: But they're not talking about marrying your pets to each other. You can't have your pets marry you. Pets can't officiate.
Meador: So you can't sign your pet up to be a minister and have them run the ceremony.
Me: I'd like to see that though. Just a dog up front. And the people getting married doing the dog's voice.
Meador: Father Scruffles.

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