Sent out the invitations.

Standing in line at the post office, the woman in front of me held a package neatly bundled in string. As she walked up to the counter the postal worker at that station shook her head and said, "No strings attached. Like a good relationship."

Another postal worker was talking to a customer about an upcoming family wedding. "I don't know if I'm going. $2,000 is a lot to spend on someone's wedding. I like to spend my money on MYSELF. Maybe I'll buy them a video camera and they can send me a tape."