Today I accidentally broke the pull tab off of the zipper on my jacket. And it made the zipper stick. I could zip it up higher, but I couldn't get it to unzip at all. Apparently there's some mechanism inside a zipper, a catch that the pull tab releases. So, I'm trapped in my jacket.

Me: This is my life now, I guess. Always in this jacket. Sorry, I'm going to have to get married in this jacket.
Sarah: Or you could just pull it off over your head.
Me: Or that.